if youre attractive and you talk to me first, chances are im very confused
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so i made a thing
guys i put effort into this
he lookS LIKE A MOUSE
His hair looks like the McDonalds sign
HIS HAIR LOOKS LIKE THE MCDONALDS SIGN
*standing at the wedding alter*
spouse: i do
me: same
The Font Conference. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i3k5oY9AHHM
This video wasn’t long enough,
so we made it double-spaced.
(Source: plasticpiranhas)
ISN’T IT WEIRD LIKE YOU’RE READING THIS POST AND YOU COULD BE THOUSANDS OF MILES AWAY OR IN THE SAME STREET AS ME BUT WE ARE ALL ON THIS WEBSITE AND WE ALL HAVE LIVES LIKE SOMEONE MAY BE FINDING OUT WHO THEIR REAL DAD IS TOMORROW OR SEEING THEIR FAVOURITE BAND OR SHAVING THEIR HAIR AND ALL THESE THINGS ARE HAPPENING AND YET WE ARE ALL JUST ON THIS WEBSITE IDK IT’S WEIRD LIKE A FOLLOWER IS A PERSON WITH THEIR OWN LIFE AND WORRIES AND EVERYTHING
all restaurants are drive-thru’s if you drive hard enough
so poem
sorry train : (
(Source: i-am-momo-senpai)